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What are you guys doing?

2
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-Shh, shh, shh.
-Be cool, be cool, be cool.

3
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What's going on?
Are you in trouble?

4
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Did someone demand
health insurance?

5
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We're doing a car
for LA's greatest hero.

6
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The big boy
from Bob's Big Boy?

7
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No, Mookie Betts!
LA Dodgers, MVP, World Series champ!

8
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Oh, my God, I love him.
Mama's little Mookie bear.

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Thanks for coming by,
Mookie.

10
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Yes, sir.

11
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Okay, your
1970 Dodge Charger is gonna be great

12
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and we're gonna
rename it the 1970 Dodger.

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-Mm. Nice. Okay, cool.
-All right.

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I want you to meet
my daughter, Riley.

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-Hi.
-Stitch and Gabe.

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Hello, Mookie Betts.

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Matt tells me you guys
are the best.

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Said MVP to MVP.

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[awkward laughter]

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We're gonna do a great job
'cause we don't want to make you mad

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and have you
"charger" the mound.

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This guy isn't gonna work
on my car, right?

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Mookie, thanks a lot, man.

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Well, uh, nice
to meet everyone.

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Gabe, seriously,
don't touch my car.

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-[Matt] See you later, Mookie.
-Bye Mookie Bear.

27
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Matt, you wanted to, uh,
talk to me about that thing?

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That... communist thing
you said you didn't like?

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Okay. Yeah.
The only thing I like

30
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about communists really
are their barbers, right?

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Two billion people,
same haircut.

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That's- that's efficiency.

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Well, thanks for being discreet.

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I don't want them
knowing about us.

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So let's act like
we're fighting in here.

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Use dramatic arm movements
like this, a lot of that.

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But you're so pleasant
and easy to get along with.

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Who would believe it?

39
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Good, good. Well, I'm thinking
about on our first date,

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Saturday night,
we'll go French!

41
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Why don't we just
keep it casual and hang?

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Maybe a hike?!

43
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They seem really mad
at each other.

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No, my friend, that's
what we call chemistry.

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[whispers]
Sexual chemistry.

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Please, they're not a couple.
They hate each other.

47
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Who said couple?
I don't feel good.

48
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[Stitch] No, now I know
Matt and Eve got something going on.

49
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[whispers]
Something sexual.

50
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How about this? NoHo Golf,
we get something to eat.

51
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Is that casual enough for you?

52
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Sounds good.
Looking forward to it!

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-5:00?
-Perfect.

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Sounds like a lot of fun.

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Ha, ha! Get out!

56
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And another thing, Matt Parker.

57
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Yeah?

58
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Turns out, I don't mind
everyone knowing your personal business.

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Yeah, dog!

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I don't wanna talk about it.

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[? rock theme playing]

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[tires screeching]

63
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-Hey.
-Hello there.

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Listen, if you're selling
cookies, knives or Jesus, we don't need anything.

65
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Did you just slam the door
on Georgia's friend?

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I think I did, yeah.

67
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What?
She's coming over to hang.

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You must be Olivia, hi.

69
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I'm sorry about the mix-up.
My dad's a little...

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O-M-G. Ignore her.

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It's okay. My mom's also
super old and cringe.

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-Ugh!
-Oh.

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I, uh, don't see cringe.
I see comfy and cute.

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Game recognizes game.

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And Costco
recognizes Costco.

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-I'm Jen.
-Riley.

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Do you want to
come in for a sec?

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Sure. Is that ros�?

79
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Um, I'm definitely not drinking
at a kids' play date.

80
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Neither am I,
but I'd like to be.

81
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Where have you been
all my life?

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Target.

83
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Do you like charcuterie?

84
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I already cut the cheese.

85
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Oh, my God.

86
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That's the first time
I've actually used that phrase that way.

87
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Oh, good.
More people in my house.

88
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Hey, Mom, can we Postmate
some smoothies?

89
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Why? Because pushing
the button on a blender

90
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has become
too exhausting?

91
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Go ahead, sweetie.
Ooh, a blazer.

92
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Are you getting inducted
into the "Angry Guy Hall of Fame"?

93
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That's pretty funny.
This is from the Troy Aikman collection.

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I'm going to pick up Eve.

95
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And before your date,
you're going to run for city council?

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It's not actually a date.

97
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It's just a casual hang.

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Oh, in 1984?

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Who even are you?

100
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This is Olivia's mom, Jen.
We're basically the same person.

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Hello, Jen.

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Maybe try a tank top
under the blazer.

103
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Oh, nice.
Very Pedro Pascal.

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You know what's wrong
with your generation?

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Oh, yay!
This should be fun.

106
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They need celebrities
to tell you what to wear,

107
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what to drink, what to eat.

108
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You know what
Matt Parker endorses?

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Anything that starts with,
"Back in my day..."

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Not being a sheep
worshipping at the altar to fame.

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I like what I'm wearing.

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Ooh!

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Pops, that fit is fire!

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Okay, maybe I'll change.

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??

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Thanks for helping me
with my car, Stitch.

117
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I needed a break,
to be honest, you know.

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Georgia's got a friend over.

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Mom's got a friend.
Too much estro.

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Oh, look who decided
to show up.

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Sorry I'm late.
I was at Amelie's dog's bark-mitzvah.

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Let me tell you somethin',
dogs don't need a party.

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Anything that can
lick his own junk, every day is his birthday.

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Okay, but it's a rescue, so...

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I'm in a wheelchair.
Where's my party?

126
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Dude, are you
mad or something?

127
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Me? No, but it's
rude to Carter.

128
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You showing up here all late.
He was really counting on you.

129
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Not really.

130
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This sad little,
poor little nerd ain't got no life.

131
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Okay.

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Sittin' right here.

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-Why are you acting weird?
-I'm acting weird?

134
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Dude, you've been
acting super flaky lately.

135
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No, matter of fact,
you've been acting like- You know what?

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I'm not gonna say the word
in front of the kid.

137
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No, no, no,
I'm cool with cursing.

138
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I watch Wheel of Fortune
with my grandpa.

139
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??

140
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Ugh! My ex was the worst.

141
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He got really
into CrossFit

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and then even more
into his trainer, Javier.

143
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I married a bass player.

144
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And you win.

145
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But, hey, the further
you get from the divorce, the easier it gets.

146
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Now I just do
whatever I want.

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Started making ice cubes
out of wine.

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[gasps] Oh, my God,

149
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you need to go
on Shark Tank.

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Hey, what do you say
we do a girls' night tonight?

151
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Really? Afternoon hang
followed by same night hang?

152
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Are we moving too fast?
Do I even care?

153
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Mom, can we go?

154
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Yeah.

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[quietly]
I bet the smoothies are making Olivia gassy.

156
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She's lactose intolerant.
[loudly] Like her dad.

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Mom! God!

158
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Don't worry. I'll put
the rest of your ros� in an ice tray.

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Perfect.
See you later.

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Olivia's mom is a lot.

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Hey, watch it.
That's my friend.

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Literally, my one friend.

163
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In fact,
she's coming back tonight.

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Girls' night.
What-what?

165
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No, Olivia's the worst!

166
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What-what?

167
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But you guys
had so much in common.

168
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Like how all moms
are old and cringe.

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She was being mean to me.

170
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Oh, honey. I'm sorry.

171
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Maybe you should talk
to Olivia about it.

172
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And maybe you should tell
Olivia's mom to suck it.

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You cannot be her friend.

174
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Ah- Jen didn't do
anything to you.

175
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She gave birth
to a monster!

176
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Olivia is my enemy,

177
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and the mother of my enemy
is also my mother's enemy.

178
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Right?

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Fine. I'll cancel.

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Good.

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Oh, so mean.

182
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,072
-Did you say something?
-No.

183
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??

184
00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,620
[doorbell chimes]

185
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[Eve] Matt? Why-
Are you on my porch?

186
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Hey, what gave it away?

187
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In fact,
I'm standing in front of the blue door

188
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with the weird
pink chair and the...

189
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doormat that says
"Namaste."

190
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Which I would add,
"Nama-stay off my proper-tay."

191
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I'm already at NoHo Golf.

192
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Why are you at NoHo Golf?

193
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I'm here to pick you up
on our date.

194
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Well, you didn't say anything
about driving together.

195
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We said 5:00,
going on a date.

196
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I mean, even Ted Bundy

197
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had the courtesy
to pick up his date.

198
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[Eve] It's basic safety.

199
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What if you give
your home address to a creeper?

200
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,535
[Matt] I'm not a creeper
you met on the internet.

201
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,997
I'm, I'm a creeper you met
in an alley behind an auto shop.

202
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I'll see ya.

203
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,420
[Eve] Hey, Parker.

204
00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,547
Nice butt!

205
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,551
??

206
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:19,808
Your hips are even less flexible
than your opinions.

207
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,810
But I hit the target, Eve.

208
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,228
Though I may be
set in my ways,

209
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,339
it's not my fault my ways
are always right.

210
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,984
Well, I hope you can move
better than that.

211
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,277
Yeah, well...

212
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,328
Ooh!

213
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,283
Just give me
a little boom-boom.

214
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,701
-Okay.
-You know, like the conga.

215
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,495
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dah-dah.

216
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,413
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dah-dah.

217
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,374
You should clear the area.

218
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,335
Is that how you teach people
how to dance?

219
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,166
You're gonna be
getting lawsuits if you keep doing that.

220
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,215
A martini for the lady.

221
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,217
Thank you, Lincoln.

222
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,301
-[Matt] Ah.
-And a beer.

223
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,636
Hey, thanks, man.

224
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,138
Oh! Oh! That's gin. Mhm.

225
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,556
You ordered a martini?

226
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,808
I ordered a vodka martini.

227
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,477
-Oh.
-Whatever. Alcohol is alcohol.

228
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,646
Let's just get you
another drink, the right one.

229
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,606
-No, no, it's totally fine.
-Let's get the drink you want.

230
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,817
Seriously, it's no big deal.
He's busy.

231
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,768
By the second one,
it could be toilet wine, I wouldn't care.

232
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,731
Hey, Lincoln, let's get
the right drink in here.

233
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,493
Uh... what are you
doing here?

234
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,286
Didn't you get
my message canceling?

235
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,413
I did, but I thought
you were joking.

236
00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,958
Which would be so us.

237
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,502
I wish.
The problem is Georgia.

238
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,733
She says we're not allowed
to see each other.

239
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,632
I can't go.

240
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,176
Seriously? Olivia hates
everything I do.

241
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,762
Are we really gonna let
our daughters run our lives?

242
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:39,972
So what are you saying?

243
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,515
They're not the boss of us.

244
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,566
They're not?

245
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,060
Uh...

246
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,728
Georgia, I gotta go
to the studio.

247
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,105
There's a dance emergency.

248
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,275
Someone has to show
them how to whip and how to nae-nae. Bye.

249
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,736
??

250
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,678
You guys see the game
this weekend?

251
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,122
Any of 'em?

252
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,624
Where's the socket wrench?

253
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,169
Maybe you should look for it
at Amelie's dog's after-party.

254
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,504
Guys, come on.

255
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,715
You've been taking shots
at each other all day,

256
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,008
and it's honestly weird

257
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,968
when they're
not aimed at me.

258
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:21,346
You got a problem with Amelie,
or her goldendoodle Alan?

259
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,850
No, I got a problem with
Alan's mama's boyfriend.

260
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,602
Okay, okay. Enough.

261
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,897
If you guys won't settle this,
then I will, like an adult.

262
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,275
With a game of chicken
to the death?

263
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:36,195
No, but close.
With "Dungeons and Dragons."

264
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,822
It's a proven way
to get people to work together.

265
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,240
You travel with dice?

266
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,744
Uh... pfft...
hello, I'm a dungeon master.

267
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,663
I'm always packing.
Okay?

268
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,625
I really need
more Black friends.

269
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,884
Sit and I'll assign you
your characters.

270
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,257
Ahem.

271
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,723
Greetings, fellow travelers!

272
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,392
I am Carterus Con Queso.

273
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,811
And you are...

274
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:13,023
Gabilor the Bard,
poet of love.

275
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,358
Hey, should I rhyme
when I talk?

276
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,151
-Yes.
-No.

277
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,195
You know what,
this is dumb, man.

278
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,030
You know, the only
fantasy game I play

279
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,033
is football
on the new ESPN app.

280
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,411
The made-up game
that real men play.

281
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:30,124
And you are Stitchimus,
the sewing centaur.

282
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,543
The more he sews,

283
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,088
his power grows.

284
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,799
What?

285
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,262
Who am I,
Gabilor or Eminem?

286
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,271
Oh...

287
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:48,225
Can I bring you
anything else?

288
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,394
Oh. No, just the check.
Thank you.

289
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,020
He already paid for it.

290
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,271
What?

291
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:57,276
No, the man doesn't have to pay.
Let's go Dutch.

292
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,903
It's already been done, Eve.
And how cheap are the Dutch

293
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,434
that they're only remembered
for that one thing?

294
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,492
I'm not letting you do this.

295
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,411
It's my pleasure.

296
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,914
How about this?
Closest to the target pays.

297
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,375
Okay, so I'll pay.

298
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,918
Come on!

299
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,462
All right.
Watch and learn.

300
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,841
Put that tight booty
under it, Parker.

301
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,092
Oh, oh!

302
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,719
-Oh!
-[Matt] Oh, gosh.

303
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,970
Are you okay?

304
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,597
[Eve] I meant to do that.

305
00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:31,768
Mm.
You know, I've never had orange wine.

306
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,562
-I like it.
-Of course, you do.

307
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,857
Getting tipsy
and fighting scurvy.

308
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,736
And, hey, I just wanted to say,
everyone makes mistakes.

309
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,946
I'm sure Olivia
didn't mean any harm.

310
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,239
What are you talking about?

311
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,991
You know, the reason
she was mean to Georgia.

312
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,286
Maybe Olivia was "gassy."

313
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,749
Wait, Olivia
wasn't mean to Georgia.

314
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,917
Georgia was mean
to Olivia.

315
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,587
What? Georgia's not mean.

316
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,548
Actually, that tracks.

317
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,383
You know, Olivia's hero
is Hailey Bieber.

318
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,844
And Georgia said that
anyone who spends $20

319
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,095
on a Hailey Bieber smoothie

320
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,182
is "a sheep worshipping
at the altar of fame."

321
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,185
Okay. Yeah, see,
so that's not Georgia.

322
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,314
That's Georgia repeating
my dad repeating Joe Rogan.

323
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,317
Okay. I'm just saying
it would be nice

324
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,819
if she could respect
her friend's beliefs.

325
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,698
Okay, but liking
Hailey Bieber isn't a belief.

326
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,992
Uh, celebrity brands
are ridiculous.

327
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,827
Do we really need
Snoop Dogg's line of Tupperware

328
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,121
to keep our weed fresh?

329
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,833
Bad example,
that's a great idea. But you get my point.

330
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:42,547
Okay, and my point is that
your daughter is a little mean.

331
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,634
Oh! Stop insulting
my daughter.

332
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,928
If you've got a problem
with her, you've got a problem with me.

333
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,347
So get on board with both of us,
or take off your earrings

334
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,398
and let's dance.

335
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,230
So, halfsies?

336
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,401
??

337
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,444
Hey. How you doing?

338
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,696
Yeah, okay.

339
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:10,159
Think we set a record
for the worst first date ever.

340
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,704
Oh, come on, come on.
We had a good time.

341
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,039
I'm in the hospital.

342
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,666
Right.

343
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,960
Well, I got to admit,
I mean, almost killing you

344
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,586
with a golf ball
wasn't part of my plan.

345
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,214
But we had some fun.
We had some fun.

346
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,216
Like when you made
the waiter cry?

347
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,267
That was pretty easy.
That was a good time.

348
00:15:28,268 --> 00:15:30,595
But you got
the drink you wanted.

349
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,889
No, I got the drink
you wanted me to have.

350
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,724
Which is the drink
you wanted.

351
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,310
See, we don't see
eye to eye on anything.

352
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,395
-Eve, Eve, Eve.
-Where to go,

353
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,646
how to get there,
who should pay?

354
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,399
What hospital I should go to?

355
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,569
The other one got
two stars on Yelp, so...

356
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,823
I'm just saying we might be
a little too different.

357
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,950
It shouldn't be this hard.

358
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,328
Maybe it's time
we just call it.

359
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,874
Miss Drake, I'll be taking you
for your X-ray.

360
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,625
Would your father
like to join us?

361
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,505
??

362
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,220
You enter
the Cavern of Crisis.

363
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,764
To your right,
Princess Amelie is in danger.

364
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,351
To your left, a magic potion.
What do you do?

365
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,522
Man, forget the princess.
I want the potion.

366
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,566
[gasps] You activate
a hidden trap.

367
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,651
An arrow
pierces your armor.

368
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,945
[coughs] Karma.

369
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:32,449
So you and the princess
are gonna live happily ever after

370
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,920
while the one Black character
in the story dies?

371
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,456
Oh, that's original.

372
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,665
You know what?

373
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,460
Gabilor has searched
his whole life for love.

374
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:47,089
So maybe Stitchimus
should stop acting like such a bitchimus.

375
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,884
No, you didn't.

376
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,845
I rhymed what I rhymed.

377
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,389
You know what, man?
I'm done.

378
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,933
[scoffs]

379
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,477
You're really asking me
to choose between you and Amelie?

380
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,854
Don't have to, because I know
who you gonna choose.

381
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,274
No, you don't.
You're my ride or die. Always have been.

382
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,483
And I'm yours.

383
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,361
You know, I just didn't think
you were the type of guy

384
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,571
that would blow off
your friend for a girl.

385
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,201
You're right. I'm sorry.

386
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,787
I promise to make
more of an effort.

387
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:22,040
Like, maybe we could do
Taco Wednesday?

388
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,711
No. But we could do
Waffle Wednesdays.

389
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,672
I love waffles.

390
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,007
I know, silly.

391
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,427
So we're good?

392
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,472
Yeah, we're good.

393
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:44,104
And so concludes the tale
of Stitchimus and Gabilor.

394
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,149
Never fear,
their love is always dear.

395
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,443
I hear it now.
It's super annoying.

396
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,697
??

397
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,324
-[Georgia] Aha!
-Oh!

398
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,119
Did you solve
your dance emergency?

399
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,578
Yes.

400
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,872
Yes, I did.

401
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:06,835
It must have been hard
to find room to whip and indeed nae-nae

402
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,171
at Hannah's Wine Bar!

403
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,009
The tracking app
works both ways, traitor.

404
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,761
Fine. I'm sorry,
but you don't have to worry.

405
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,846
Jen is dead to me.

406
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,558
What? Olivia and I made up.

407
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:24,227
Now she's never
gonna be allowed over.

408
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,980
You made up?
You said she was a monster.

409
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,734
Oh, that was
so two hours ago.

410
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,111
You need to fix this.

411
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,072
Fix it?
Ahem, what happened to the daughter

412
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:40,043
of your daughter's enemy's daughter's
mama's or- uh- You're not the boss of me.

413
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,621
-What?
-Nothing.

414
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,790
??

415
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,875
Hey.

416
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,918
What are you doing here?

417
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,587
Well, you told me to leave,
and I was driving away

418
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,590
and realized
I drove you here.

419
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,592
I can't believe
you came back

420
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,635
even after
I yelled at you to go.

421
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,406
Well, I've never been accused
of being a good listener.

422
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,807
I'm sorry about
what I said earlier.

423
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,977
What? Remember,
I'm not a good listener.

424
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,065
I've just gotten used
to taking care of myself.

425
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,735
I haven't dated a guy like you,
like, ever.

426
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,966
What are you expecting,
a hipster jackass?

427
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,913
Yeah. I guess I've learned
to lower my expectations.

428
00:19:19,914 --> 00:19:22,911
Well, don't do that.
You deserve better.

429
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,038
You really do.

430
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,166
You're an amazing woman.

431
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,293
See that?

432
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,672
Hipster jackasses
don't do that.

433
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,258
Well, I apologize if I was
stubborn or overbearing,

434
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,886
which is literally
something I could say

435
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,596
to anybody at any time.

436
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,891
But right now,
I'm saying it to you.

437
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,770
With that said, would you
consider a second date?

438
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,772
I'd love it.

439
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,565
Great. Don't go away.

440
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,402
Where else am I gonna go?

441
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,698
All right.

442
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,867
Welcome to our second date.

443
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,788
-Aw. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
My knee, my knee. -Ow what? Oh, okay.

444
00:20:06,721 --> 00:20:09,833
Where'd the candle
come from?

445
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,544
A coma patient's room.

446
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,462
Matt!

447
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,007
It's not like
he's gonna know it's gone.

448
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,761
All right, I'm out of here.

449
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,846
Are you gonna eat?

450
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,764
No. I have to give Eve a ride.

451
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,976
Yeah, you do!

452
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,479
What's the matter with you?

453
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,982
Is that a Hailey Bieber
smoothie?

454
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,401
I thought you hated
all celebrity products

455
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,528
because people
who buy them are sheep.

456
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:41,656
Yeah, but after I spent
ten minutes at Erewhon

457
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,825
going "baa" to
everybody in line,

458
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,036
they actually gave me
two so I'd leave.

459
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,040
And now, I'm a Belieber.

460
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,502
??

461
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:58,102
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